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Joke of the Day - Slow Vs. Fast
Slow vs. FastDentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Joke of the Day - Nobody
EverybodyThis is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done. Vacation![]() I went last year on 4th of July to visit my daughter, son-in-law and 2 grandsons. They usually have a party at their house and then shoot fireworks afterward. However, this year my son-in-law is going to a company picnic with the family and so I just got back from a 2 week visit at their house. My grandsons are growing up fast. We went to the pool several times and just had a good time around town. We went to The County Line to eat Bar-B-Que & feed the turtles. The boys and I enjoyed it so much. I did see that Austin was drier this year than usual. Well, here is a copy of photos to show you the resturant, turtles & oh yes, we spent time building with Lincoln Logs. Joke of the Day - Osama and WMD
Recent Quips from Late Night"Do you like good news? President Bush has ordered now -- it's official -- has ordered his troops now to find Osama Bin Laden. Yep boy, he really jumped on that one, didn't he?" --David Letterman Joke Of The Day
Perils of DrinkDoctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking." Joke of the Day - Horse in the BarHorse Walks into a BarHorse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it. Joke of the Day - One ChairOne ChairResolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||